[bad word]  jump skip-a-long Sam,
very happy man I am
To know you are well and you're doing fine
Kind-of puts at rest my mind.

How's your [bad word] and your lady fair,
Not to mention your stained glass stair.
Flower pot on window sill
On top of [bad word] hill.

Have you found the secret door
To let you down to the earth's deep core?
You'll be back in time fot tea
With a diamond to show me.
 [bad word]  jump skip-a-long Sam,
very happy man I am
To know you are well and you're doing fine
Kind-of puts at rest my mind.

How's your [bad word] and your lady,
Not to mention your stained glass baby.
Flower pot on window sill
On top of [bad word] hill.