They put you down and call you crazy
Say "You're disgusting and uncool!"
Just because you like to touch yourself
Out by the public swimming pool

You've gotta fight for your right to [bad word] #33;
You've gotta fight for your right to [bad word] #33;

You used to do it in the park
But the powers that be didn't like it
THey called you "pervert"
and "criminal"
Now you have to use a blanket

You've gotta fight for your right to [bad word] #33;
You've gotta fight for your right to [bad word] #33;

You've got to fight!
Pass the acorn butter!
7-11 two for a dollar!

They say that you'll go blind
And [bad word] your health
But how can anybody love anyone in this crazy world
If you can't love yourself?

You've gotta fight for your right to [bad word] #33;
You've gotta fight for your right to [bad word] #33;
You've gotta fight for your right to [bad word] #33;
You've gotta fight for your right to [bad word] #33;