oh how i wish that you were here with me

to listen to the stupid song i sing

adjectives and nouns for all to hear

from an oxymoron to your ear

you're [bad word] and every quote

of every word and every sentence that i wrote

from my mouth do these words spew

every single syllable for you

if i string the words together right

you should see you should be

with me tonight

please open your [bad word] wide

so i can put my dictionary inside

my participle's long been dangling

please conjugate me if you can

you're every vowel in every verb

and every word of every paragraph and blurb

i don't wanna be a footnote

from my mouth do these words spew

every single syllable for you

if i string the words together right

you should see you should be

with me tonight

capitalize me and indent me

please add my chapter to your index

i need your plagiarism

you give great definition

dewey decimal system

if you don't [bad word] me

check my bibliography

and hear me sing...

from my mouth do these words spew

every single syllable for you

if i string the words together right

you should see you should be

with me tonight