I came, you went
Is there something I should have said?
I'm sure there is, and I'm supposed to know

If I could be myself for just a minute
And God forbid I'm pleased with myself in this relationship
And all I want is a moment alone without you

Time out, but keep the tapes rolling
Just in case I say anything brilliant
Time out, but keep those cameras rolling
Just in case I don't look this good forever

Like [bad word]  I'm spent
You were someone I shouldn't have met
For your own sake, let's take my side for once
If I could be myself for just a minute
And God forbid I'm pleased with myself in this relationship
And all I want is a moment alone without you