I want caviar and chitins for breakfast
I want caviar and chitins for lunch
I want caviar and chitins for supper
Then I'll wash it all down with scotch

I want caviar and chitins for breakfast
I want caviar and chitins for lunch
I want caviar and chitins for supper
Then I'll wash it all down with scotch

Now I'm feelin' frantic
Never no bump on the log
Always some crazy medic
While getting high on the hog

I want caviar and chitins in morning
I want caviar and chitins all day
I want caviar and chitins at bed time
And I'll wash it all down with scotch

I want caviar and chitins for breakfast
I want caviar and chitins for lunch
I want caviar and chitins for supper
Then I'll wash it all down with scotch

Now I'm having cravings
Not for eyes and legs
What my heart is savin'
Is those some of those fine fish eggs

I want caviar and chitins for breakfast
I want caviar and chitins for lunch
I want caviar and chitins for supper
Then I'll wash it all down with scotch

I want caviar and chitins at night time
I want caviar and chitins all day
I want caviar and chitins for the right time
Then I'll wash it all down with scotch

Say caviar and chitins for breakfast
Caviar and chitins for lunch
Caviar and chitins for supper
Then I'll wash it all down with scotch