There are times when you get suckered in..
By [bad word] and Alcohol, and  with women, m'kay
But it's when you do these things too much..
That you [bad word] an addict, and must get back in touch

You can do it, it's all up to you, m'kay..
With a little plan you can change your life today
You don't have to spend your life addicted to smack
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack
Follow my plan, and very soon you will say..
It's easy, m'kay!

Step one: instead of  [bad word]  say 'buns',
like 'kiss my buns', or 'you're a buns-hole!'
Step two: instead of  [bad word]  say 'poo',
as in 'bull poo, 'poo head' and 'the poo is cold'
Step three: with  [bad word]  drop the T,
cos 'bich' is Latin for Generousity
Step four, don't say  [bad word]  anymore,
cos  [bad word]  is the worst word that you can say
So just use the word 'm'kay'!

We can do it, it's all up to us, m'kay! [m'kay!]
With a little plan we can change our lives today [you can change it today!]
We don't have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan, and very soon you will say..
It's easy, m'kay!

Step one: instead of  [bad word]  say 'buns',
like 'kiss my buns', or 'you're a buns-hole!'
Step two: instead of  [bad word]  say 'poo',
as in 'bull poo, 'poo head' and 'the poo is cold'
Step three: with  [bad word]  drop the T,
cos 'bich' is Latin for Generousity
Step four, don't say  [bad word]  anymore,
cos  [bad word]  is the worst word that you can say..
 [bad word]  is the worst work that you can say..
We shouldn't say  [bad word] , no we shouldn't say  [bad word]  [bad word] nooooo!

We don't have to spend our lives shooting up in the trash
Homeless on the streets giving handjobs for cash
Follow this plan, and very soon you will say..
It's easy, m'kay! [it's easy, m'kay]
It's easy, m'kay! [it's easy, m'kay]
It's easy, m'kaaaaaaaaaaaay!
[kids start laughing]
..m'kay! ..m'kay ..m'kay!