Отсутствует (исполнитель: Неизвестен)
When I was young I had a twist For punching babies with me fist And then I thought I would enlist And join the British Army. Refrain: Oh too ra loo ra loo ra loo They're looking for monkeys up in the zoo And if I had a face like you I'd join the British Army. When I was young I used to be As fine a lad as ever you'd see And the Prince of Wales, he says to me, [bad word] join the British Army." Refrain Corporal Daly went away He left his sweet in the family way And the only thing that she could say Was "Blame the British Army." Refrain Ian Paisley has the drought. Fill him up with Guinness's stout He'll beat the enemy with his mouth And save the British Army. Refrain We beat the enemy without fuss And leave their bones out in the dust I know for they quite near beat us The gallant British Army. Refrain So if you're young and in your prime And fond of every kind of crime I promise you a jolly good time Inside the British Army. Too ra loo ra loo ra loo I've made me mind up what to do Well, I'll work me ticket home to you And I'd [bad word] the British Army.