I met her in the club after half past twelve
Where I was dancing off my stress
She wore tight jeans and I remember this fact 
Only because of her gorgeous [bad word] 
Yeah I offered her a [bad word] 
But she refused and asked me for a double straight gin 
She took me by the hand pushed to near bar stool 
And gave me the sweetest kiss, oh what a kiss

Ref. 
She’s a spooky lady
She’s just like no one I know
She’s a spooky lady
She must have been on the blow 

I asked her if she’s willing to have really good time
And wonder if [bad word] with me 
But before I finished saying I was dragged through the room 
And seating with her in taxi
We were flying through night city 
She was really close to me, things begun being really cool
But then suddenly she screamed ordered driver to stop
And lapped me on the face like a fool 

Ref. 
She’s a spooky lady
She’s just like no one I know
She’s a spooky lady
She must have been on the blow 

She pulled me out of the car called me many bad names 
Made a movie karate swing
So I was lying on the ground thinking who the [bad word] is she 
With the terrible pain in the “thing”

Ref. 
She’s a spooky lady
She’s just like no one I know
She’s a spooky lady
She must have been on the blow