Something for the girl with everything
See, the writings on the wall
You bought the girl a wall [bad word] with matching ball-point pen
You can breathe another day
Secure in knowing she won't break you yet

Something for the girl with everything
Have another sweet, my dear
Don't try to talk, my dear
Your tiny little mouth is full
Here's a flavour you ain't tried
You shouldn't try to talk, your mouth is full

Something for the girl with everything
Three wise men are here
Three wise men are here
Bearing gifts to aid amnesia
She knows everything, yes, yes everyting
She knew way back when you weren't yourself

Something for the girl with everything
Here's a really preatty car
I hope it takes you far
I hope it takes you fast and far
Wow, the engines really loud
Nobody's gonna hear a thing you say

Something for the girl with everything
Three wise men are here...
Three wise men are here...
Where should they leave these imported gimmicks
Leave them anywhere, an-an-anywhere
Make sure that there's a clear path to the door

Something for the girl with everything
Something for the girl with everything
Something for the girl with everything
Something for the girl with everything

Three wise men are here
Three wise men are here
Three wise men are here
Three wise men are here

Here's a patridge in a tree,
gardener for the tree [bad word] with ornithologist
Careful, careful with that crate
You wouldn't want to dent Sinatra, no!

Something for the girl who has got everything, yes everything, hey!

 [bad word] out and say "Hello!"
Before you friends all go
But say no more than just hello
Ah, the little girl is shy
You see of late shes been quite speechless
Very speechless, she's got everything...

She's got nothing...