Oh how your mom is so inbred (She's so inbred)
Last night I caught your mother
with your brother in her bed (With you brother in bed)
Five arms ten legs and four toes (The [bad word] has got four toes)
But when you [bad word] your family I guess
That's just the way it goes
(When you [bad word] your family I guess
that's just the way it goes)

But don't worry
Your mom is not the only one (She's not the only one)
Because just the other night
I caught your dad taking your
Brother's temperature with his tongue

When you go to his house
Don't kneel or squat (Don't kneel or squat)
Before you know it his dad will tie
Your [bad word] in a knot with his tongu