Ran there, played that, derped around
I'm having fun, oh look! clown!
I wonder if he'll let me touch his shoes

I won't eat a brick again
The taste was bad, a nasty blend
Aw jeez, I can't get this mail to fit in!

Eating muffins is so fun
I love their taste! Yum yummy YUM!
I'm pretty sure they're all I ever eat

Flown there, ate that, derped around
I'm having fun, I love this town!
I wonder if the moon is made of cheese

This time, pony, I'll be muffin-proof!
This time, pony, I'll be muffin-proof!

[Hey there, I brought you a letter, and a muffin!]

I can't find my way around
My eyes are big, and very round
I'm always looking at two things at once!

Eat, eat, eat, your tasty treats!
Cupcakes are nice, but just too sweet
I'd rather have a batch of warm muffins!

Derp, derp, derp, derp, here I am!
funkadelic pegasus
Oh pony, I think I lost my head

I won't let you eat my food
Especially if you [bad word] 5:42a-m? It's time for bed!

This time, pony, I'll be muffin-proof!
This time, pony, I'll be muffin-proof!
This time, pony, I'll be muffin-proof!
This time, pony, I'll be muffin-proof!

This time I'll be muffin-proof!
This time I'll be muffin-proof!

[I wonder how to go about mushing bananas into muffins. I know! Anvils!]

This time, pony, I'll be muffin-proof!
This time, pony, I'll be muffin-proof!
This time, pony, I'll be muffin-proof!
This time, pony, I'll be muffin-proof!

[Life is like a batch of muffins! Mmm, muffins...]