[bad word] on in and take off your shoes man, this might take a while.
Normally I don't talk out of school because that's just not my style.
But I'd prefer to stay and gossip all day about the people we hate. I said it.
Are you sure this place [bad word] safe? He handed me a page; I read it, it said: [bad word] to the broken hearts club, you are all invited to stay the night. [bad word] to the broken hearts club, no secret ever leaves here alive. It all started the winter of last year; I knew she was the one.
But I'm not the kind of guy who is clever; the cat's always got my tongue. So with my thoughts, I told God if He loved me a lot, I'd get you.
He answered back, with an ominous laugh amid a thunderous crash,
"Son, I'm sorry but..." [bad word] to the broken hearts club, you are all invited to stay the night. [bad word] to the broken hearts club, no secret ever leaves here alive.
Once you're a part of our little club, you'll never be the same.
To those we admire, we're passing out flyers. And if you think our club's a sham, well frankly we don't give a [bad word]  So, thank you for treating me like a garbage can.
And thank you for singing as loud as you can. [bad word] to the broken hearts club, you are all invited to stay the night. [bad word] to the broken hearts club, no secret ever leaves here alive