Taikutsu ya ROKKU tamashii Tazusaete
Hitori gurashi no Bakuon jinsei
Tennen no chouchin FUGUna Hoppeta de
Machi wo KAOSU ni Kyou mo makikomu
TSUNDERE wa INTERIJESU no Akashi nari
Kyou mo kare ni wa Naze ka kokurezu
Takkyuu ni Inochi wo [bad word] Ashikoshi wo [bad word] tame ni DORAMU tatakou
   
Konna BANDO demo Yarase janee
Konna MENBAA ROKKU janee [bad word] no wa Ondo janee
Tadoritsuku no wa Nehan janee
   
Warera wa MEIZU "Yeah!"
MEIDO sugata de
Sanjou sanjou!
"ACHOH!"
Kokora wa meido "Yeah!"
Jiken genba wa
Sanjou sanjou!
"ACHAA..."
Muteki no MEIZU "Yeah!"
Benpi wa nanzan
Kanchou kanchou!
"ACHOOH!!"
Kiyomeku masashiku isagiyoku SHIISAIDO wa zessan! Eigyou chuu!!
"Okaerinasaimase"
   
Kowai me de Shiroi [bad word] wo Uchikaesu
Yasashiki kokoro Mune ni [bad word] [bad word] machi ja Saishoku kenbi Ada ni [bad word]    
Ashi wo sukuware Kyoubinbou
KY na Funsui kami no PECHAPAI wa [bad word] mizugi JASUTOFITTO yo "Monku [bad word] !!"
Kinpatsu ga Kaze ni nabiita Houkago ya
BEESU no oto de Tsukkomi wasurezu
   
REAna SHOU daga Shikomi wa nee
Konna butai ni Tehon wa nee [bad word] no wa MIKKU janee [bad word] no wa Ofuro janee
   
Warera ga MEIZU "Yeah!"
MEIDO ishou de
Tanjou tanjou!
"ACHOH!"
Toufu wa daizu "Yeah!"
Sugoi ryouri de
Sottou sottou!
"Achaa..."
Futekina MEIZU "Yeah!"
Kimitsu Roukei
Bousou bousou!
"ACHOH!" [bad word] urusaku mutsumajiku SHIISAIDO wa akkan! Sougyou chuu!!
"Itterasshaimase"
   
DORAMU,Haribara [bad word] 
BAIORIN, Tatsuno Toshiko!
AKOODION, Arashiyama Hotori!
BEESU, Kon Futaba!
   
Warera wa MEIZU "Yeah!"
MEIDO sugata de
Sanjou sanjou!
"ACHOH!"
Kokora wa meido "Yeah!"
Jiken genba wa
Sanjou sanjou!
"ACHAA..."
Muteki no MEIZU "Yeah!"
Benpi wa nanzan
Kanchou kanchou!
"ACHOOH!!"
Kiyomeku masashiku isagiyoku SHIISAIDO wa zessan! Eigyou chuu!!
"MEIDO (Maido) arigatou gozaimaasu!"