NumNumNumNum touch my body
C'mawn and touch my body!
NumNumNumNum touch my body
C'mawn and touch my body!

I can see by the way that you're looking at me
that you wanna have a tiny little touch of my body
So go ahead, have a touch, cos it feels so nice
'got the texture of carrots... and it tastes like rice
I make it jiggle in the sun, make it jiggle in the rain,
jiggle in your eyes and jiggle in your brain,
jiggle on the floor and jiggle in the mirror,
jiggle on the ceiling....
Fricka fricka fricka fresh little jiggle, rides like a pony
Does anybody know if his real name's Tony?
Barbra Streisand alone on a dock
If you don't like it you can suck my pocket watch

NumNumNumNum touch my body
C'mawn and touch my body!
NumNumNumNum touch my body
C'mawn and touch my body!
x 4

Oh I once had a wiggle and his name was Greg,
and every time that he would jiggle he would jump on his pegleg.
I got a half shilling and a hand full of doodie
and I'd really really like it if you'd shake ya bootie
Every body dance... and remove your underpants
Oh my Gosh! It's the attack of the killer ants!
Oh I once had a date with a unicorn
We went back to mine and we looked at [bad word] 
Albert Fletcher alone on a raft
with a hippo, a lion and half a giraffe
One plays the strings, one plays the brass
and the other one sits there smoking some grass.
Meanwhile up in space a long time ago
was a man and a chicken and a deep fried afro,
and a nun and a jeep and a packet of crisps
and the empty wrapper of a Cadbury's Wispa

NumNumNumNum touch my body
C'mawn and touch my body!
NumNumNumNum touch my body
C'mawn and touch my body!
x 4