Lyrics to House Song :
I'm a Ravenclaw
I like to read books
When I cast spells thier off the fricken hook.

I'm a Gryffindor
I'll fly with my friends
We'll never back down and fight to the end.

I'm a Slytherin
I am very rich
I'll go on a date with whoever gets the snitch.

I'm a Hufflepuff
Just hanging relax
Got our drinks and friends
No fueds we content.

(Slytherin) Ew who brought a Hufflepuff?
(Hufflepuff) Hey I'm just trying to have a good time over here. Have a good time
(Everyone) good time

I'm a Ravenclaw got wit beyond measure
I can catch a snitch like it's caught up in a tether.

I'm a Slytherin
The house of the snake [bad word] get in my way
And get tost in the lake.

I'm a Gryffindor and we won the sky,
Yeah we always win with our rally cry.

I'm a Slytherin
The top of my class
If you disagree
I'll kick your muggle [bad word] 

Uh Alan, do you even know what Harry Potter is?
(Alan) Well, I haven't read the books, but I've seen all the movies!
(everyone) Let's beat him up!
Let's beat him up.

I'm a Slytherin a big fan of Snape
If it's on my album we have to say Snape.

I'm a Hufflepuff we're [bad word] to the end.
United we stand so I'll stand with my friends

I'm a Gryffindor as brave as [bad word] 
And my name Sixhorn? will get the job done.

I'm a Ravenclaw
My brain is super fast
Like Shelden Cooper but not a total [bad word] 

So who's this Sheldon Cooper guy anyway Aaron?

(Aaron) He's from the show The Big Bang Thoery.

You're out of the band..

(Aaron) He's so smart.
I don't want to go