Can [bad word] that again
 Is that a woman's voice I hear?
 I said, "Let's wait and see. I'll see for myself"
 That's a phrase I repeat
 To myself
 Made a reference to me and
 that's myself too

 What progress I have made the first week
 First Week
 First Week
 First Week

 Every sentence I use
 Refer to women and their names
 I heard the voice first last week
 I heard it myself
 Made a reference to me
 That's myself
 This report's [bad word]  I see for myself

 Every appointment has been moved to last week
 Last Week
 Last Week
 Last Week

 oh...
 ah...
 oh...

 I heard the voice first last week
 I heard it myself
 Made a reference to me
 And that's myself
 This report's [bad word]  I see for myself

 Every appointment has been been moved to last week
 Last Week
 Last Week
 Last Week

 oh...
 ah...
 oh...