She says there's ants in the carpet
Dirty little monsters
Eating all the morsels
Picking up [bad word] Give her effervescence
She needs a little sparkle
Good morning TV
You're looking so healthy
 [bad word] 
We all say
Don't want to be alone
We wear the same clothes
Cause we feel the same
We kiss with dry lips
When we say goodnight
End of a century... oh, it's nothing special
 [bad word] on the TV
Everybody's at it
The mind gets dirty
As you get closer to thirty
He gives her a cuddle
They're glowing in a huddle
Good night TV
You're all made up
And you're looking like me
 [bad word] 

Can you eat her yes you can
 [bad word] x2)

Oh, end of a century... oh, it's nothing special