Well mom and dad said we could
So I did what I should
I hung my stocking on a wall
I didn't get anything at all

Don't believe in Christmas
Don't believe in Christmas
Don't believe in Christmas
'Cause I didn't get nothin' last year

Well stayin' up late at night
To see Santa Clause right
Well sure enough don't ya know
The fat boy didn't show

Well tried to get a little kiss
From a pretty little miss
She slapped me down and said "You jerk,
Mistletoe doesn't work"

Oh right!

Well wakin' up the reindeer
Makin' little kids cheer
The reason that his nose shine
Santa gave him moonshine

Ah decorate the street light
People gettin' have tight
One hand will slap ya back
The other one will take ya jack

Don't Believe in Christmas

Well mom and dad said we could
So I did what I should
I hung my stocking on a wall
I didn't get anything at all

Don't believe in Christmas
Don't believe in Christmas
Don't believe in Christmas
'Cause I didn't get nothin' last year

Well stayin' up late at night
To see Santa Clause right
Well sure enough don't ya know
The fat boy didn't show

Well tried to get a little kiss
From a pretty little miss
She slapped me down and said "You jerk,
Mistletoe doesn't work"

Oh right!

Well wakin' up the reindeer
Makin' little kids cheer
The reason that his nose shine
Santa gave him moonshine

Ah decorate the street light
People gettin' have tight
One hand will slap ya back
The other one will take ya jack