It started at a bus stop in the middle of nowhere
Sitting beside me was a man with no hair
From the look on his face and the size of his toes [bad word] from a place that nobody knows
 [bad word] 
Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
Letting this big-toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky
Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating
If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why
I've been sitting here too long by a man from milwaukee
He's been talking too long on his yellow walkie talkie
He's been talking to mars but I think he's wacky
He says [bad word] get [bad word] get him some day

He says where he's from is called albertane
There they use more than 10% of the brain
But you couldn't tell it from they way they behave [bad word] around in underwear and they never shave

Repeat [bad word] 
This is mother bird calling baby bird
Baby [bad word] in [bad word] in baby bird
For the love of [bad word] in!
This is baby bird, sorry I was watching court tv
Do you copy? Do you copy?
Of course we copy, 24 hours a day in color

You wouldn't believe me if I told you the rest
The man sitting by me who was barely dressed
Flew off to milwaukee or perhaps albertane
And left me at the bus stop just barely sane

I've been sitting here too long thinkin' about milwaukee
I've been talking too long on my yellow walkie talkie
I'm talking to mars you may think I'm wacky
I know [bad word] get [bad word] get me someday
I know [bad word] get me and take me away
I know [bad word] get [bad word] get me someday
If not tomorrow then maybe today