Daniella: Could you tell where I can find a [bad word]  

Hotel clerk: Sure. There’s one up the street near the corner of Selma and Main. If you get to Abreu Avenue, you’ve gone too far. It’s set back from the street so it’s a little hard to find. 

Daniella: Oh, that’s okay. I’ll keep an eye out for it. 

Hotel clerk: You know, I just remembered that there’s a bigger and better [bad word] around the block. It’s no more than a three-minute walk. Go out the main doors of the hotel, hang a left, go straight for about a quarter of a mile, and then make another left at the first street. 

Daniella: Okay. I think I’ve got that. Thanks. 

Hotel clerk: Now, if you want a [bad word] with a pharmacy, you’ll need to walk a little farther. Go out these doors, walk roughly three blocks until you get to a dead end, turn right, cross the street, and you’ll see a bank. It’s kitty-corner from the bank. You should be able to walk there in five minutes, give or take. 

Daniella: Thanks. Thanks a lot. I think I’m all set. See you later. 

Hotel clerk: You know, I just remembered that there’s another [bad word] .. 

Daniella: Thanks, but I’ve really got to get going. Bye. 

Hotel clerk: Well, some people just don’t appreciate other people’s help!