The Smith brought his blanket and he laid it before him
People came up from miles around
To sit in a circle and trade their treasures
Each in turn put their goods on the ground

Ten yards of trim and some heavenly cider
I got a bucket here made of wood and fibre
An old leather belt, pins for your hat
(I think one's a turnip and the other's a cat)
bottle of beads, some chocolate [bad word] 
An old leather shirt with lots [bad word] 
pouch embroidered "for Dearest William"
few tent pegs for my lord's pavilion

I've got a book here on Offa's [bad word] 
I'll make you a scroll saying anything you like
pair of brais that are pretty much clean
And the gaudiest silk you've ever seen
big rope hammock and strips of leather
Use 'em how you like (but not together!)
stick of rattan and pewter buttons
Yards of floss for embroidery gluttons.
What can you do with a leaking tankard?
What can you do with a leaking tankard?
What can you do with a leaking tankard?
Beat it into armour!

Norseman's tunic that's just too tiny
I don't know the fabric, but it's nice and shiny
I've got a big knife with [bad word] blade
And a bunny-fur top that'll get you -- ahem!
I've got a nice gold ring with which to charm her
couple of pieces of elbow armour
An old dull axe, a hide of leather
Arrows I made with chicken feathers
Devil's own mead and a jar of spice
goblet with my old device
Got an old bow -- sold! -- but the string is broken
Anybody want a Pennsic token?

The Smith brought his blanket and he laid it before him
People came up from miles around
To sit in a circle and trade their treasures
Each in turn put their goods on the ground
Each in turn put their goods on the ground