my god sits in the back of the limousine
my [bad word] in a wrapper of cellophane
my god pouts on the cover of the magazine
my god's a shallow little [bad word] trying to make the scene

I have arrived and this time you should believe the hype
I listened to everyone now I know that everyone was right
I'll be there for you as long as it works for me
I play a game
it's called insincerity
 [bad word] [bad word] [bad word]  inc. [bad word] 
I am every [bad word] thing and just a little more
I sold my soul but don't you dare call me a [bad word] and when I suck you off not a drop will go to waste
it's really not so bad you know once you get past the taste, yeah
(asskisser)
 [bad word] [bad word] [bad word]  inc. [bad word] 
all our pain
how did we ever get by without you?
you're so vain
I bet you think this song is about you
don't you?
don't you?
don't you?
don't you?

now I belong I'm one of the chosen ones
now I belong I'm one of the beautiful ones