I was walking home from school one day
When I saw Danny standing there
I tried to show him my dirty underwear
He showed me his, but nothing [bad word] Then he said

You're ugly. What the [bad word] gave birth to you?
you're ugly. And I'll bet your mom is too
you're ugly. Man, what's with that 'do?
you're ugly... because you're ugly

You know, I kinda wonder when I think back to those days
Why did all the boys get scared [bad word] away?
So I looked in the mirror to see if it was [bad word] And my reflection looked at me like it was scared too
And it said

You're ugly. What the [bad word] gave birth to you?
you're ugly. And I'll bet your mom is too
you're ugly. Man, what's with that 'do?
you're ugly... because you're ugly

Let me tell you guys a little story about my second grade love...
His name was Danny and he looked so good this
one day in his plaid Toughskins
And everyday after school I'd go pick him up at his classroom
And one day these three little girls came out right before he did
And one this girl named Heidi Weller had a handfull of pumpkin seeds
And I said "Let me see those pumpkin
seeds" and she said "No"
And I said "let me see those pumpkin seeds NOW [bad word] 
And I looked at them and they Danny Irving's
name written on each and every one of those [bad word] pumpkin seeds
And I said "Hey [bad word]  that's my boyfriend.
Why d'you have my boyfriend's name written on
all your pumpkin seeds?
I'm gonna kick your [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] 
And you know what she had the nerve to say to me
that little [bad word] 
She said

You're ugly. What the [bad word] gave birth to you?
you're ugly. And I'll bet your mom is too
you're ugly. Man, what's with that 'do?
you're ugly... Because you're ugly

Then I told her to bend over, and gave her another crack in her [bad word]