[bad word] just once a year (i got a baby doll)
With all its yuletide joy and cheer (i got a football)
But there's one thing i'd like to say...
Is that i hate christmas day (i got a rock!)

It's time for everybody to have a christmas party
Everyone but me i'll step outside boycott your office party
No secret santa for me
Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway

Cuz i don't wanna go, where happy days are snow
I'd rather stay where frosty melts in the sun
July 4 parade
lynchburg lemonade
An alcohol a day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing)
 [bad word] Deck the halls with bells of holly
'tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate christmas i'm glad it [bad word] one time a year

Its time for everybody to head out christmas shopping
Everyone but me i'll stay inside
No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me
And it makes my gifts so easy to hide i don't wanna go where shopping lines are slow
I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one
bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day
An alcohol a day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing)
 [bad word] Deck the halls with bells of holly
'tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate christmas i'm glad it [bad word] one time a year

It was the night before christmas and all through the house
All the creatures was chillin like flint drinkin stout
I woke from my sleep, heard [bad word] the boom'
I knew that santa would [bad word]  soon
On dascher on [bad word]  on blitzen
I yelled 'shut up ya'll,' but they wouldn't listen
And then he came down with his belly of jello
He says "where the ladies at cuz i'm a real jolly fellow"
Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight
Merry christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly night
 [bad word] Deck the halls with bells of holly
'tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate christmas i'm glad it [bad word] one time a year
 [bad word] Deck the halls with bells of holly
'tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate christmas i'm glad it [bad word] one time a year

Cuz i hate christmas, i'm glad it [bad word] one time a year

Cuz i hate christmas, i'm glad it [bad word] one time a year