I picked my squad
I chose my path
The Geth armies are in the past
My universe will never be the same
But ME3...
Your ending is kinda lame

Aboard the Normandy
Shepard has got a thing for Asari
And Joker is mind undressing AI EDI
It's like a multi-species love orgy
The final chapter is here [bad word] is set to go
Turns out the Illusive man
Is working with Ezio
And now that might sound absurd
But if you played the game
You'd want an alt. ending
Let's hope the DLC
Will make it worth playing

I picked my squad
I chose my path
The Geth armies are in the past
My universe will never be the same
But ME3...
Your ending is really lame.

What's with this Catalyst?
It's like they took an M. Night Shyamalan twist
No matter how you play [bad word] to this
Looks like Bio has got some [bad word] to fix
Now what if at the end
Mankind is still losing the war
Shepard takes the mass relays
To kingdoms of Amalur
Where he gets the Fateless One
And travels to Skyrim
To get backup from The Nords
And if we're still too weak
We'll bring in Master Chief

I picked my squad
I chose my path
The Geth armies are in the past
My universe will never be the same
But ME3...
Your ending is @%#&!*  lame

I picked my squad
I chose my path
The Geth armies are in the past
My universe will never be the same
Let's hope ME4's
Ending is not as lame.