We were best friends way back when
Man, times were so much
DIFFERENT THEN
Smoke a joint after school
We thought it was so [bad word] COOL
Go to parties, get stinkin' [bad word] Then I got sick of
ALL THAT JUNK
I wised up and I went straight
But now me and you just
CAN'T RELATE
We used to be such good friends
But now I guess this is where it ends
Don't want me around
Say I'm a bore
'Cuz I won't do that [bad word] NO MORE
But I won't try to make amends
'Cuz now I've got
NEW FRIENDS
And they like me for who I am
And not for how many beers
I CAN SLAM
So take your pipe
And you're [bad word] keg too
When you need a friend, see if [bad word] THROUGH
We used to be such good friends
But now I guess this is where it ends
You say I've changed
I guess I have
But for the better
WHERE IT ENDS!