When I took it out of her [bad word] 
There was a little something to follow
She didn't even know it [bad word] 
But there was a piece of [bad word] on my [bad word]  [bad word] on my [bad word] 
There was a big ol' piece of [bad word] on my [bad word] 
There was a stanky piece of [bad word] 
There was a big ol' piece of [bad word] on my [bad word] 

So I met this girl, a real hot chick
I asked her to dinner, and to see a flick
Everything was going well layin down the mack
She was really responding; giving positive feedback

So I took her home, poured a drink
She sat down and she gave a wink
Always wanted permission [bad word] my anal mission
She was very accepting of my new acquired proposition

So I,
I [bad word] her all night
I [bad word] her all night
She was so tight
I [bad word] her all night

So I get things going, a little foreplay
I'd better get it in before I hit the hay
She stands up and she bends down to her feet
And says put it in my [bad word]  just make it discrete

So I stuck it in and it felt nice (nice)
If I kept this up I would have [bad word]  [bad word] 
We had almost finished, but then I looked down
To my surprise, my [bad word] was brown

Yeah she,
She [bad word] on my [bad word] 
She [bad word] on my [bad word] 
Took a dump on my [bad word] 
She [bad word] on my [bad word] 

 [bad word] on my [bad word]  [bad word] on my [bad word]  [bad word] on my [bad word] 
 [bad word] on my [bad word] 

When I took it out of her [bad word] 
There was a little something to follow
She didn't even know it [bad word] 
But there was a piece of [bad word] on my [bad word]  [bad word] on my [bad word] 
There was a big ol' piece of [bad word] on my [bad word] 
There was a stanky piece of [bad word] 
There was a big ol' piece of [bad word] on my [bad word]