ALRIGHTY
THIS IS SONG

SPIDERMAN
SPIDERMAN
DOES WHAT EVER SPIDER CAN
IS HE STRONG
LISTEN BUD
HE GOT DA RADIOACTIVE BLOOD
HEY THERE
THERE GOES THE SPIDERMAN
OW

IS HE STRONG?
LISTEN BUD
HE GOT DA RADIOACTIVE BLOOD
CAN HE SWING
FROM THREAD
TAKE LOOK
OVER HEAD
HEY THERE
THERE GOES THE SPIDERMAN
OW

DAVID [bad word] AT EM
HES GOT [bad word] ULTIMATE FIGHTER CHAMPIONSHIP MOVES [bad word] SPIDEY
HES NOT [bad word] REALLY SPIDEY
HIS MOVES DIDN'T WORK
BECAUSE HE'S [bad word] SPIDEY

SPIDERMAN
DOESN'T LOOK RIGHT
HE LOOKS LIKE
CHEAP [bad word] SPIDEY
WEARING THE NIKE SHOES
I CAN SEE THE [bad word] BVDS
OUTLINE
OH [bad word] STAY TOTALLY STILL
STAY TOTALLY STILL

ITS [bad word] SASSAFRASSQUATCH
IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR HIM FOR TEN YEARS
AND NOWS MY CHANCE TO CAPTURE HIM
IM NOT MOVING
OH [bad word] 
HES USING THE WEB
HES USING THE WEB
USING THE SPIDEY
HES FREEZING THE AUDIENCE
HES USING THE [bad word] SPIDEY
THWA
IT DIDNT HOLD HIM
IT [bad word] HOLDS ALMOST EVERYBODY
BUT IT DIDNT WORK ON SASS

HE [bad word] USED MATRIX MOVE
HE [bad word] USED MATRIX MOVE
DOUCHE
HA
WHAT [bad word] FOOL
WHAT THE [bad word] IS GOING DOWN
SOMEBODY HELP US

HES GOT THE TRANQUILIZER GUN
DAVID DARKS GOT THE TRANQUIL GUN
HE SHOT HIM IN THE [bad word] WITH TRANQUILIZER GUN
BUT IT DIDNT
WHY DOES HE HAVE HIS [bad word] OUT
THAT'S NOT RIGHT
 [bad word] SASSAFRASS
HES [bad word] REALLY [bad word] OFF
NOW WHAT THE [bad word] IS HAPPENING TONIGHT
ITS LOOKING LIKE FIGHT
NO

YOU SHOULDVE [bad word] KNOWN
NOT TO PULL OUT YOUR [bad word] IN FRONT OF SASS [bad word] RIP THAT [bad word] RIGHT OFF
NOW YOURE [bad word] BUMMED
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
NO
NO
NO
DON'T MAKE HIM SUCK YOUR CHODE
AH JESUS

HES SUCKING ON HIS [bad word] CHODE
HES GOING SHOOT [bad word] LOAD
IF I KNOW SASSAFRASS
HES GOING TO SHOOT LOAD
AHH
THAT'S NON DAIRY CREAMER

WHAT THE [bad word] THAT'S BAD NEWS BEARS
THAT'S LOT OF [bad word] THATS WAY TOO MUCH SASS [bad word] SASSAFRASS
HE HASN'T [bad word] DONE ENOUGH

HES DRAGGING HIM BY THE FOOT
HES GETTING HIM IN POSITION
I DON'T KNOW WHAT FOR
BUT I THINK ITS FINGER LICKING

THE ULTIMATE
AH NO
THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER CHAMPIONSHIP
HES FLINGING [bad word] AND HES TAKING DUMP

AH JESUS
WAIT SECOND
HES GOT HIM TRICKED
THE OLD STICK FOR THE [bad word] SASSAFRASS TRICK
WORKS EVERY TIME
SEE IF YOU CAN
KEEP HIM ALIVE
THAT RIPS
LIFE IS GREAT BIG HANG UP
WHEN EVER THERES BANG UP
YOULL SEE SASSAFRASS AND SPIDERMAN
TAKING [bad word] ON DAVID DARK