hello, my name is paul
and i like alcohol
hello, my name is pete
i like to smoke the weed
hello, my name is jim
and i like heroin
hello, my name is bart
my mother is a [bad word] 
look, it's vladimir lenin.
and he is a zombie!

my name is lenin
and i'm not a zombie

hello, my name is tom
and i watch too much [bad word] hello, my name is fred
i hear voices in my head
hello, my name is ben,
and i just killed a man
hello, my name is sam
and i was just killed by ben!

hello, my name is ted,
and i like my friend ned.
hello, my name is hugh
i'm homoual too.
hello, my name is rex,
and i like eating cats
hello, my name is corvin
and looks like i am the only normal

but wait, vladimir lenin is normal too,
he is not a zombie!