United People - [bad word] '(to the tune of Eamonn - [bad word] You) 

See I will, always, love the Reds so much 
we are the team, nobody else can touch 
United, I love them 
Theyre the only team I like 
The other ones are [bad word] 
And now I'm gonna tell you how I feel 
 [bad word] Peter Kenyon and Abramovich  [bad word] you Mourinho you son of a [bad word]  [bad word] Kevin Keegan and [bad word] Franny Lee  [bad word] Steve McManaman, [bad word] Man City  [bad word] Leeds United, you're down and you're [bad word]  [bad word] Norman Hunter and [bad word] Eddie Gray  [bad word] Everton and [bad word] you Liverpool  [bad word] all you scousers coz [bad word] 

Ronaldo, Van Nistelrooy play for the baddest team 
with Ferdinand, and super Roy Keane 
Silvestre and Ryan Giggs 
And we'll always love the pack 
Dressed in red white and black 
We don't give a [bad word] about no-one else 
 [bad word] Peter Kenyon and Abramovich  [bad word] you Mourinho you son of a [bad word]  [bad word] Kevin Keegan and [bad word] Franny Lee  [bad word] Steve McManaman, [bad word] Man City  [bad word] [bad word] Wenger and [bad word] [bad word] too  [bad word] all the [bad word]  we [bad word] hate you  [bad word] Everton and [bad word] you Liverpool  [bad word] all you scousers coz [bad word]  [bad word] rule United [bad word] rule United [bad word] rule United [bad word] rule United [bad word] rule United 

Now I hate, the scousers 
And I hate Liverpool 
They're [bad word] [bad word] and [bad word] 
And Chelsea who do you think you are? 
If you think youre all this, its gonna end in tears 
You'll never be as big as Man United 
 [bad word] Barcelona and [bad word] Real Madrid 
I've loved United since I was a kid  [bad word] Bayern Munich and AC Milan  [bad word] Deportivo and Vasco de Gam(a)  [bad word] Kevin Keegan and [bad word] Franny Lee  [bad word] Steve McManaman, [bad word] Man City  [bad word] Everton and [bad word] you Liverpool  [bad word] all you scousers coz [bad word]  [bad word] rule, United [bad word] rule, United [bad word] rule, United [bad word] rule, United [bad word] rule, United [bad word] rule, United