I took her out,
It was a Friday night.
I Wore Cologne
To get the feeling right.
We started making out,
And she took off my pants,
But then I turned on the T.V.
And thats about the time she walked away from me.
Nobody likes you when your twenty-three.
And I should more of missed my T.V. shows
What the [bad word] is A.D.D.?
My friends say I should act my age,
Whats my age again?
Whats my age again?

And later on,
On the drive home.
I called her mom,
From a pay phone.
I said I was the cops,
And your husbands in jail.
The state looks down on sodomy,
And thats about the time that [bad word] hung up on me.
Nobody likes you when your twenty-three.
And I shall more of make these prank phone calls.
What the [bad word] is call I.D.?
My friends say I should act my age.
Whats my age again?
Whats my age again?