"Funland At The Beach"

Sunny Sunday at the amusement park
See the fat kids spill their pop
Oh babe-lots of flags and balloons
But someone sabotaged the rollercoaster last night 

Ran a turn and then it smashed right down
 [bad word] the crowded haunted house below
Oh No
Human hamburger No 

And it's [bad word] little Kids
 [bad word] little Kids
 [bad word] little Kids
Adorn the boardwalk 

See the tourists drop their jaws and cones
See the owners smell a big lawsuit
Oh Police! (call your lawyer first)
Make the witnesses go home
And they'll turn on the TV 

And see the [bad word] little kids
Adorn the boardwalk