[Verse 1]
Wow,it caught me off guard
Went to breath out and
Then she made me cough hard
Contact the god and let him know to slip 2 in
Fine. How are you doing?
Can I get you a drink?
This one's a shoe in
Awkward situation that I'm on a mission [bad word] Her big butt and smile was like camo
Hit up the men's room, we need more ammo (fire in the hole)
Watch your 3 o'clock, a new [bad word] That's her gin and Juicy Juice
Use a stick of Juicy [bad word] 
[Verse 2]
She just knew she was cute
It's in her own best interest
It's less stress
Hit her with the "do you need a mint" test
It don't matter if she's slim or dressed to impress
I won't rest
Fella's don't fess
Some of 'em just need to eat the whole thing of Crest
It's been a long day
It's just how the song say
I hope she don't take this the wrong way
You need a mint test