Never win first place, I don't support the team
I can't take direction and my socks are never clean
Teachers dated me, my parents hated me
I was always in a fight 'cause I can't do nothin' right

Everyday I fight a war against the mirror
I can't take the person starin' back at me
I'm a hazard to myself

Don't let me get me, I'm my own worst enemy
It's bad when you annoy yourself so irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else

I wanna be somebody else, yeah

L.A. told me, "You'll be a pop star
All you have to change is everything you are"
Tired of [bad word] to darn Britney Spears
She's so pretty, that just ain't me

Doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe somethin'
day in the life of someone else?
'Cause I'm a hazard to myself

Don't let me get me, I'm my own worst enemy
It's bad when you annoy yourself so irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else
(2x)

Doctor, doctor won't you please prescribe somethin'
day in the life of someone else?
Don't let me get me

Don't let me get me, I'm my own worst enemy
It's bad when you annoy yourself so irritating
Don't wanna be my friend no more
I wanna be somebody else