Look at me,I'm gorgeous in my housecoat with my coffee cup
I bend down to get the paper,every neighbor tryin' to check me out
Look at me,I'm lovely as I wave beside my minivan
Look at how my diamonds seem to sparkle on the garbage can
 [bad word] 
God bless the American housewife
How she does it all I'll never know
God bless the American housewife
She could use a miracle for sure
God bless the American housewife
Cleanin' up the world for you and me
God bless the American housewife
(Ah Ah Ah Ah AH)

Look at how my children [bad word] in the cul-de-sac
Look at how my husband has survived another heart attack
Look at all the other mothers envious of all my things
Have to call the plummer Cause my daughter flushed my wedding ring

(Repeat [bad word] 

Look at me, I'm beautiful and glamorous [bad word] gloves
Look how my tiara can be bent back to the shape it was
I can do the laundrt and make dinner while I'm on the phone
Look at me, I'm y as the devil when I mow the lawn
 [bad word] 2x

How she does it all I'll never know
God bless the American housewife