Well let me tell you something
Let me tell you so
This could be the one thing
That you really need to know
You gotta stop once in a while
Shake off that face of yours

Cause [bad word] easy
Oh it [bad word] free
You could sing it better
If you sing for me, oh sister

Well I cannot claim
This advice is my own
I landed in the gutter
One night crawling home
She said don't you look rediculous
I checked her out meticulously

And I would've stopped to argue
But my teeth were broke
I said I'd love to condradict you
But my life's a joke, oh sister

And she said I'm no genius and I've lost myself
The books are on the table, and the secret's on the shelf
And it's a one time, keep it slow
Wind 'em up and here we go
Get a ride today
And you would still be here tomorrow

Some said she was saintly
Some she was a swinger
Me, I only knew her as the Acid Jazz [bad word] on

Well I'm a lucky man
But maybe so is she
And maybe this is just the way it has to be
It's all based on speculation
It's a crazy my occupation to me
And though I didn't much believe her
I was bound to call
I really didn't wanna miss a single thing at all
Oh sister

And she said I'm no genius and I've lost myself
The books are on the table, and the secret's on the shelf
And it's a one time, keep it slow
Wind 'em up and here we go
Get a ride today
And you may be here tomorrow

Some said she was saintly
Some she was a swinger
Me, I only knew her as the Acid Jazz [bad word] on

And she said I'm no genius and I've lost myself
The books are on the table, and the secret's on the shelf
And it's a one time, keep it slow
Wind 'em up and here we go
Get a ride today
And you may be here tomorrow

Some said she was saintly
Some she was a swinger
Me, I only knew her as the Acid Jazz [bad word] on

I haven't seen her lately
Well, I'll have to ring her
Put your hands together for the Acid Jazz [bad word] on