GIRL LEAST LIKELY TO
(Morrissey/Rourke)

How many times have I been around?
recycled papers paving the ground 
well, she lives for the written word 
and [bad word] second, or possibly third
and there is no style, but I say "well done"
to the Girl Least Likely To 

Oh, deep in my heart, how I wish I was wrong 
but deep in my heart, I know I am not 
and there's enough gloom in her world, I'm certain 
without my contribution
so I sit, and I smile, and I say "well done"
to the Girl Least Likely To 

Page after page of sniping rage 
an English singe or an American tinge 
"There's a publisher," she said, "...in the new year"
(it's never in this year)
I do think this, but I can't admit it 
to the Girl Least Likely To 

So one more song with no technique 
one more song which seems all wrong...
and oh, the news is bad again 
see me as I am again
and the scales of justice sway one way 
in the rooms of Those Least Likely To 

Oh, deep in my heart, how I want to be wrong 
but the moods and the styles too frequently change 
from 21 to 25, from 25 to 29
and I sit and I smile and I say "well done"
to the Girl Least Likely To 

Oh, one more song about The Queen 
or standing around the shops with thieves 
"But somebody's got to make it!" she screams 
"So why why can't it be me?"
But she would die if we heard her sing from the heart 
which is hurt

So how many times will I shed a tear?
And another stage of verse to cheer 
when you shine in the public eye, my dear 
please remember these nights 
when I sit and support with a dutiful smile 
because there's nothing I can say 

So chucking, churning and turning the knife 
on everything (except their own life) 
and a clock somewhere strikes midnight 
and an explanation - it drains me 
if only there could be a way?

There is a different mood all over the world
 a different youth, unfamiliar views 
and dearest, it could all be for you 
so will [bad word] down and I'll meet you
with no more poems, with nothing to hit
oh darling - it's all for you 
darling - it's all for you 
oh darling - it's all for you  
oh darling - it's all for you.