Whos that smoking 'gold while blunt'
In the corner of the room.
All the girls stare in his direction
The mullet, my dear, was his conception.
You cant help but stare at his hair
Cheekbone Magazine, magnum stare (bahaha zoolander reference)
He baits fish with autographed photos
Baggy jeans, oh no, he doesnt wear those.

Hes good with his one-liners
He only wears designer
Mirrorball suit, real French suit
Mirrorball suit, real French suit
Hes good with his one-liners
He only wears designer
Mirrorball suit, real French suit
Mirrorball suit, real French suit

Hes as cool as one man should be
On a journey to the egg of Mantumbi.
Hes the king of all the mods
But he can even pull off Goth.
Hes got girls of every kind
He's got animals with human minds.
He had an affair with a polar bear
Hes a young, hot rebel who doesnt even care.

The vibe is big, the room is small
Hes the guy, whos got it all.
The Carlos Santana exercise outfit
The Glam-rock ski-suit.
Freddy Mercury mustache attachment
The Goth Juice, made from the tears of Robert Smith.
The Ozomatli Mexican poncho,
Yes, hes the head Honcho.
Hes y! Hes a star!
His name. . is Vince Noir.

Hes good with his one-liners
He only wears designer
Mirrorball suit, real French suit
Mirrorball suit, real French suit
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