Oishii yasui ryouri de
minna yorokonde hoshii yo
Xiǎo lóng bāo, Lǔ ròu fàn
Chòu dòu fu, [bad word] thii
Genzairyou [bad word] kedo
iitakunai mono wa himitsu ne
Minna totemo shinsetsu da yo
Sukuutaa notte dekakeyo

Lóng shān sì, kami-sama ni kiku yo
Akai tsuki no Shēn pèi nagete hikou omikuji

Moshimo [bad word] kekka detemo
zenbu wasurete poipoipoi♪
Demo okurimono [bad word] ne (Tokei wa dame yo)
Engi totemo daiji dakara
 [bad word] na kotoba poipoipoi♪
Kigurou [bad word] mae muite ne 
Ikou yo!

Ippai engi katuide
tateta [bad word] Tái běi Yī líng yī
Engi ii suuji no "hachi"
ooku [bad word] yo
Jiǔ fèn, Mao kŏng, Xī mén dìng
Ii toko madamada [bad word] yo
Gaido ga tokidoki sankou ni
naranai kedo [bad word] ne

Xiě Zhēn Guǎn Meiku kirei ni
Chaina-doresu kitara issho ni Poozu kimeyou ne

Moshimo jishin nai toki demo
fuan na kimochi poipoipoi♪
Hora kawaiku henshin da yo (kirakira da ne)
Kyou no wasuretai yana koto
zenbu [bad word] poipoipoi♪
Onsen [bad word] ne Tsukarou yo!

"Ironna tokoro ni onsen hyakkasho ijou [bad word] zo♪ 
Okiniiri [bad word] ii ne"

Ume wa chiisai hana dakedo
itsuka oishii mi ni [bad word] 
Minna ni egao [bad word] yo
Engi totemo daiji dakara
 [bad word] na koto wa poipoipoi♪
Itsumo tanoshiku mae muite ne 
Ikou yo!

China: "Aiyaa! Taiwan nani [bad word] aru ka?"
Taiwan: "Are sense? Mata puranpuran ni narini kitan desuka?"
China: "'Nnawake nee [bad word] #33; Ano toki wa hidee me ni atta [bad word] .."
Taiwan: "A, sense, [bad word] issho ni utaitai desuka? Issho ni utatte agetemo ii yo"
China: "Honto [bad word] ka?! Ureshii [bad word] .."
Taiwan: "Sore ja sense iku yo. Seeno...raairairai♪"
China: "Moshimo [bad word] .. Atte nee [bad word] #33;"
Taiwan: "A, sense machigaeta yo. Gomen ne~"