Well the eggs chase the bacon
round the fryin' pan
and the whinin' dog pidgeons
by the steeple bell rope
and the dogs tipped the garbage pails
over last night
and there's always [bad word] work
bothering you
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Friday's a funeral
and Saturday's a bride
Sey's got a pistol on the register side
and the [bad word] delivery [bad word] they make too much noise
and we don't get our butter
delivered no more
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Well Big Mambo's kicking
his old grey hound
and the kids can't get ice cream
'cause the market burned down
and the newspaper sleeping bags
blow down the lane
and that [bad word] flatbed's
got me pinned in again
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There's a couple Filipino girls
gigglin' by the church
and the windoe is busted
and the landlord ain't home
and Butch joined the army
yea that's where he's been
and the jackhammer's diggin'
up the sidewalks again
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