She wriggles and she wraggles
She jiggles and she jaggles
You stand and watch her pass by
Your line of vision [bad word] eye
You think that 'cause she smiles
That you turn all her dials
But you don't see them later
While in the elevator
You nag her and you swagger
You think you're gonna shag her
man about the town-a
Get funky let's get down-a
Machismo and machasma
It turns into miasma
But you have got no class
No style, no social skills, [bad word] 
I can't deal with this idiot
Yeah I must admit that he's a punk [bad word] [bad word] 
You open up your mouth-a
Amazed at [bad word] out-a
It s just a testimony
That you're full of baloney
That you're a stupid [bad word] [bad word] meathead, Guido, pass-gas
That you have got no class
No style, no social skills, [bad word] 
I can't deal with this idiot
Yeah I must admit that he's a punk [bad word] [bad word] I can't deal with this idiot
Yeah I must admit that he's a punk [bad word] [bad word] A-woh-oh a w-woh-oh

You know you want to spangle
But you can't seem to angle
One gives you attitude-a
Your reason to [bad word] a
You think that 'cause she smiles
That you turn all her dials
But you don't see them later
While in the elevator
You nag her and you swagger
You think you're gonna shag her
man about the town-a
Get funky let's get down-a
Machismo and machasma
It turns into miasma
You have got no class
No style, no social skills, [bad word] 
You open up your mouth-a
Amazed at [bad word] out-a
It's just a testimony
That you're full of baloney
That you're a stupid [bad word] [bad word] meathead, Guido, pass-gas
But you have got no class
No style, no social skills, [bad word] 
I can't deal with this idiot
Yeah I must admit that he's a punk [bad word] [bad word] I can't deal with this idiot
Yeah I must admit that he's a punk [bad word] [bad word] A-woh-oh a-woh-oh a-woh-oh