Maybelline, why can't you be [bad word] Oh Maybelline , why can't you be [bad word] You done started doin' the things you used to do

As I was motorvaton over the hill
I saw Maybelline in a Coup de Ville
Cadillac arollin' on the open road
Nothin' will [bad word] my V8 Ford
The Cadillac doin' about ninetyfive
She's bumper to bumper, rollin' side to side

Maybelline, why can't you be [bad word] Oh Maybelline , why can't you be [bad word] You done started back doin' the things you used to do

The Cadillac pulled up to a hundred and four
The Ford got hot and wouldn't do no more
It done got cloudy and started to rain
I tooted my horn for the passin' lane
The rainwater blowin' all under my hood
I know that I was doin' my motor good

Maybelline, why can't you be [bad word] Oh Maybelline, why can't you be [bad word] You done started back doin' the things you used to do

Oh Maybelline, why can't you be [bad word] Oh Maybelline, why can't you be [bad word] You done started back doin' the things you used to do

The motor cooled down the heat went down
And that's when I heard that highway sound
The Cadillac sittin' like a ton of lead
hundred and ten a half a mile ahead The Cadillac lookin' like it's sittin' still
And I caught Maybelline at the top of the hill

Maybelline, why can't you be [bad word] Oh Maybelline, why can't you be [bad word] You done started back doin' the things you used to do