You know Dasher and Dancer, 
 and Prancer and Vixen,  [bad word] and Cupid, 
 and Donner and Blitzen, 
 But do you recall 
 The most famous reindeer of all? 
 [bad word] the Red-Nosed Reindeer 
 Had a very shiny nose, 
 And if you ever saw it, 
 You could even say it glows. 
 All of the other reindeer 
 Used to laugh and call him names; 
 They never let [bad word] 
 Join in any reindeer games. 

 Then one foggy Christmas Eve, 
 Santa came to say:  [bad word] with your nose so bright, 
 Won't you guide my sleigh tonight? 
 Then how the reindeer loved him 
 As they shouted out with glee,  [bad word] the Red-Nosed Reindeer, 
 You'll go down in history