So you're big and kinda hairy
 Like a monkey at the zoo
 I don't care if you're a monkey
 With an [bad word] that's red and blue
 Cause I'm gonna [bad word] you doggy-style
 The way chihuahua's do
 But I got one request
 That I just have to ask of you

 Turn out the lights
 Before you suck my [bad word]  Someone beat you with an ugly stick
 I wanna [bad word]  but you make me sick, so
 Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights

 So you think that I'm a loser
 Cause I used to be in Jail
 And I got my GED Diploma
 Last week in the mail
 Well at least a man can exercise
 If he gets too fat
 But I got news for you
 Your face will always look like that
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 Turn out the lights
 Before I take a ride
 You don't seem to have a "good side"
 Whip out a condom and the astro-glide
 Turn out the lights Turn out the lights
 I think I'm gonna hurl
 Jesus Christ I hope that you're a girl
 Open your mouth, baby, [bad word] the pearls
 Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights

 Tell me when it's over
 Please tell me you don't have VD
 Thank god that it's over, yeah

 Well we all have indiscretions
 I think you're my BIGGEST yet
 Had to roll you in some flour
 Just to find where you were wet
 Well this never would've happened
 If I hadn't lost that bet
 I wonder if our grand-kids
 Will ask us how we met

 Turn out the lights
 Girl it's way to bright
 I don't wanna look at your cellulite
 There ain't nothing on your body that's tight
 Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights

 Before you take off your clothes
 I wanna tie you up with some garden hose
 Slap your [bad word] [bad word] my balls on your nose
 Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights

 Before we do the deed
 Before I cover your box with my seed
 I'm gonna pound ya 'till ya [bad word] start to bleed, [bad word]  Turn out the lights, Turn out the lights