You [bad word] [bad word] You didn’t want to get touched by a man
You wanted to be a strong single mother
So you ordered a sensitive, [bad word] poet’s sperm
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I snuck a [bad word] into a sperm bank [x4]

Instead of a bright poet offspring
You’re stuck with a drooling [bad word] You went broke paying for special care
Your girlfriend left you for another woman
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