Ballad of Doctor Who (исполнитель: Bullamakanka)
Well I was sittin' in front of the TV set There were nothin' much else to do Then [bad word] this amazing co They called him Doctor Who It was half-past-six on the ABC Just before the news No ads to [bad word] me On an interspacial [bad word] There was moving metal madness A-programmed to destroy The Doctor has them covered To twart their every ploy 'Exterminate, exterminate' That evil monotone The Doctor fights the Daleks And I'm then all alone Doctor Who is gonna fix it Doctor Who will put it right As he moves across the galaxy At twice the speed of light Back into the future The TARDIS travels time With his beautiful assistant And his [bad word] mate K9 patent blue policeman's booth But when inside the doors vast [bad word] Defies dimensional laws His robot dog is by his side He packs a powerful punch And he always has the answers When [bad word] down to the [bad word] Doctor Who is gonna fix it Doctor Who will put it right As he moves across the galaxy At twice the speed of light Back into the future The TARDIS travels time With his beautiful assistant And his [bad word] mate K9 The threats of time and outer space He'll always keep in line He'll put the nasties in their place Throughout the realms of time The why and where of how and when The back beyond and through The what and if and maybe Will depend on Doctor Who Doctor Who is gonna fix it Doctor Who will put it right As he moves across the galaxy At twice the speed of light Back into the future The TARDIS travels time With his beautiful assistant And his [bad word] mate K9