Crazy way to get ur kicks
They shoot the silicone in ur lips
If you're figure makes u sad
They suck the fat right of ur back

Make up ur mind about ur [bad word] girls
They can puff em up so no bra will fit girls
Theres only one thing they cant fix
No I wont let u be mislead
And that's the hole in ur head
Cant do nothing about that

 [bad word] [bad word] modern world
 [bad word] [bad word] to all u boys and girls
 [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] the colour green
 [bad word] [bad word] to what ive seen
 [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] this modern world

you tell her that's shes beautiful
you put her on a ...
but as ur ...
Imagination kicks in

The more u think about  boys
With someone else the better it gets boys
U have a purpose in ur life
Besides cheating on the wife
For [bad word] sake show some sense

 [bad word] [bad word] modern world
 [bad word] [bad word] to all u boys and girls
 [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] the colour green
 [bad word] [bad word] to what ive seen
 [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] this modern world

yeah yeah yeah yeahh 2x

these days adoption is a hot thing
u can get a child for nearly nothing
you take them home to a nanny
buy off ur guilt with toys and candy
but all the money that u work for girls
 [bad word] it to love boys

theres only one thing they cant fix
No I wont let u be mislead
And that's the hole in ur head
Cant do nothing about that
 [bad word] [bad word] modern world
 [bad word] [bad word] to all u boys and girls
 [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] the colour green
 [bad word] [bad word] to what ive seen
 [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] this modern world

ahhh
yeah yeah yeah yeahhh