DR HORRIBLE
man's gotta do
What a man's gotta do.
Don't plan the plan
If you can't follow through.

All that matters, taking matters,
Into your own hands.
Soon I'll control everything.
My wish is [bad word] 

CAPTAIN HAMMER
Stand back everyone,
Nothing here to see.

Just imminent danger,
In the middle of it: me!
Yes, Captain Hammer's here,
Hair blowing in the breeze.
The day needs my saving expertise.

man's gotta do
What a man's gotta do.
Seems destiny ends with me
Saving you.

The only doom that's looming
Is you loving me to death.
I'll give you a sec
To catch your breath.

DR HORRIBLE
[- You idiot!]
CAPTAIN HAMMER
[- Dr. Horrible! I should have known that you were behind this.]
DR HORRIBLE
[- You almost killed her.]
CAPTAIN HAMMER
[- I remember it differently.]
DR HORRIBLE
[- Is she?]
CAPTAIN HAMMER
[- It's curtains for you Dr. Horrible. Lacy, gently wafting curtains.]

PENNY
Thank you, Hammer Man,
I don't think I can
Explain how important it was
That you stopped the van.

I would be splattered.
I'd be [bad word] under debris.
Thank you sir for saving me.

CAPTAIN HAMMER
[Don't worry about it,]

man's gotta do
What a man's gotta do.

PENNY
You came from above.

DR HORRIBLE
[Are you kidding?]

CAPTAIN HAMMER
Seems destiny еnds with me
Saving you.

DR HORRIBLE
[What heist were you watching?]

PENNY
I wonder what you're captain like.

DR HORRIBLE
[Stop looking at her like that!]

CAPTAIN HAMMER
When you're the best
You can't rest,
What's the use?

DR HORRIBLE
[Did you notice that he threw you in the garbage?]

PENNY
My heart is beating like a [bad word] 

CAPTAIN HAMMER
His [bad word] needs kicking,
Some ticking bomb to defuse.

DR HORRIBLE
I stopped the van.
The remote control was in my hand!

PENNY
I must be in shock.

CAPTAIN HAMMER
The only doom that's looming
Is you loving me to death.

PENNY
Assuming I'm not loving you to death.

DR HORRIBLE
[What...ever]

CAPTAIN HAMMER and PENNY
So please give me a sec,
To catch my breath.

DR HORRIBLE
[Balls]