Daddy, what`re you doing?

Eminem & Hailie:
Ok then! everybody, listen up!

Eminem:
I`m goin to [bad word]  [bad word]  with me?

Hailie:
Somebody, please help him!
i think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:
There`s no mountain i can`t climb
There`s no tower too high,
No plane that i can`t learn how to fly
What do i gotta do to get through to you, destroy you
There ain`t nothing i can`t take this chainsaw to
*Hailey Makes Chainsaw Sound* [bad word]  brain`s brawn, and brass balls
I cut `em off, i got `em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar
Inside of a hall, with my framed autograph,
Sunglasses with elton john`s name, on my drag wall
I`m out the closet, i been lying my [bad word] off
All this time, me and dre been [bad word] with hats off

Dr Dre:
Suck it marshall

Eminem:
Tell laura and her husband to back off
Before i push this [bad word] button and blast off
And launch one of [bad word]  and that`s all
Blow every [bad word] thing, except afghanistan on the map, off
We wanna stop, we wanna knock the [bad word] off
Haley, tell `em baby

Haley:
My dad`s lost it

There`s really nothin` else to say ha, i can`t explain it
I think my dad gone crazy!
little help from hailie jade would, should tell them maybe

I think my dad gone crazy!

Theres nothing you could do to save it, could ever change me

I think my dad gone crazy!

There`s noone on earth that can save me, not even halie

I think my dad gone crazy!

Eminem:
It`s like my mother always told me
rmmmr, n codeine n goddamit, you little [bad word] If you aint got nothin` nice to say then don`t say nothin`
Er.. [bad word] that [bad word]  [bad word]  eat a [bad word]  [bad word] Chew on a prick, and lick a million [bad word]  [bad word] for seconds
I`d rather put out a [bad word] gospel record
I`d rather be a [bad word] whipped [bad word]  eat [bad word] And have [bad word] lips glued to my face with a [bad word] ring in my nose
Then quit bringin my flos, quit giving me my ammo
Can`t you see why i`m so mean? if y`all leave me alone, this wouldn`t be my ammo
I wouldn`t have to go eenie meenie minie mo
Catch a homo by his toe, man i don`t know no more
i the only [bad word] one who`s normal any more?

Hailey:
Dad
 [bad word] 
Eminem:
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise
And at the same time, make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme
So what you`re seeing is a genius at work
Which to me isn`t work, so it`s easy to misinterpret it at first,
Cuz when i speak, it`s tongue in cheek
I`d gank my [bad word] teeth before id ever bite my tongue
I`d slice my gums, get [bad word] by [bad word]  lightning twice at once
And die [bad word] back as vanilla ice`s son
And walk around the rest of my life spit on
And kicked and hit with [bad word]  every time i sung
Like r kelly as soon as "bump n` [bad word] on
More pain inside o` my brain, in the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane
Aimed at the world trade, standin` on ronny`s grave,
Screaming at this guy, the clouds gather as clyde mathers and bonnie jade
And nash briddy musta just stop it
Parents are [bad word]  but the kids love it
Nine millimeter, heater`s desk, and two-seaters with meat cleavers
I don`t blame you, i wouldn`t let hailie listen to me neither
 [bad word] 
Eminem:
Crazy

Hailie:
You`re funny daddy!