Take your clothes off, but leave your glasses on
Take your clothes off, but leave your glasses on
I don't need no club queen
Hopped up on the party scene
That's something you ought to know
oh oh
I don't need no Broadway diva
Singin' me [bad word] from Evita
I don't even like the show
oh oh

I need a man
to talk dirty to me in HTML code
I need a man
to sit on my laptop and open my download
I don't need Grindr
I need a nerd finder

You think you know 'bout me
Well forget what you heard
I want a y nerd
Them other boys on my list
but you know they ain't first
I want a y nerd

Oo, I want a y nerd
 [bad word] I wanna y nerd
Listen

I don't need no tweeky twink
making meth under his sink
don't you think it's time for bed?
oh oh
I don't need no leather man
Bondage ain't up in my plans
I don't need no muscle jock
in the gym around the clock

I never had a pocket protector
get me erector
I want it bad
I'll read you some fractions
to get me some action
I don't need Grindr
I need a nerd finder

You think you know 'bout me
Well forget what you heard
I want a y nerd
Them other boys on my list
but you know they ain't first
I want a y nerd

I be y strippin'
while he be Java Sciptin'
We can read science fiction
while we make science friction
 [bad word] #39; the li-berry and the chemistry lab
? is something that I gots to have
 [bad word] [bad word] nerd walkin, oh my
Lookin fine with his pants too high
And I will get fly with Bill Nye the Science Guy
I'll be working your shaft
While you be playing World of Warcraft
We can get our freak on
in the bathroom [bad word] Con

I need a man
to talk dirty to me in HTML code
I need a man
to sit on my laptop and open my download
You think you know 'bout me
Well forget what you heard
I want a y nerd
Them other boys on my list
but you know they ain't first
I want a y nerd

I'll plug in my USB
Then you can do me
watch [bad word] alive
while [bad word] off on your hard drive
My tongue be waggin
while you play Dungeons and Dragons
I'll be [bad word] the Radio Shack
Just to look at nerd [bad word]  [bad word]  I'll be all up in there getting a fever off of these nerds
they look so y and I'm [bad word] up against 'em
They're gonna whisper in my ear
they're gonna fix [bad word] and stuff